25 Bizarre WWE Christmas Moments

13. Santa With Muscles

If you ever need proof that there's no God, consider the fact that there was a theatrically-released Hulk Hogan movie where he plays a brain-washed action hero Santa tasked with defeating Ed Begley. Jr. Jackie and Bob from That 70's Show are also in it, because the universe is a strange place where love is a lie. The movie was not well-received.

It spent years hovering around #1 on IMDB's Bottom 100, in the company of multiple Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode subjects and dreck like From Justin to Kelly. Say, now that MST3K is coming back, maybe they'll turn Santa With Muscles into a robot-torturing experiment. A guy can dream.