Jeff Hardy (or his birth name Jeffrey Hardy, as EC3 calls him) begins his job as EC3's assistant this week, and the humiliation begins right out of the gate. EC3 orders his entrance music to be cut off because "personal assistants don't have music", he makes Jeff give him and Tyrus bottles of water, orders him to hold a giant stick with a picture of Carter's face on (which Carter hilariously claims is worth $13,000), and then forces him to read a speech. Hardy says, "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jeffrey Nero Hardy, and I am EC3's biggest fan. He is unbendable, he is unbreakable, unpinned, unsubmitted, unbeatable, undefeated, World Champion. And I'm dead serious, he's also pretty handsome too. He is E...C...3!"
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
