17. "I Ruin People's Dreams Like I'm Freddy Kruger"
Like Dean Ambrose before him, Cesaro stepped up and accepted the Wyatts' main event challenge - and like Ambrose, he also straight-up lied about his own achievements in WWE. "When I step into that ring", boasted the Swiss Superstar, "I ruin people's dreams like I'm Freddy Kruger". Far be it from me to belittle a man with the strength, grace, and beauty of Cesaro, but in terms of in-ring results, he's hardly the most successful superstar on the roster. This guy was Big Show's punching bag for the last month or so; there's no way I'm suddenly buying him as a threat. Again, that's not Cesaro's fault. It's the booking team's.