4 Perfect Valentine's Dates For Wrestling Fans (And 1 To Avoid)

3. Preach The Word Of Love

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Valentine's Day tends to bring the soppiness out in even the most stoic amongst us, and with so much sentimentality flying around the place, it's easy to be loose-lipped about our most ardent of emotions.

But the words "I love you" shouldn't be blurted out at any old moment. Yes, it may be the most romantic of days, but you should still time these heartfelt proclamations carefully. Ideally, it'll be the conclusion of some grand gesture, the natural culmination of a night of cloying affection.

If you're a hardcore wrestling fan, and so is your beloved, there's really only one 'right' way to go about it. Lay out the red velvet carpet, put on your brightest white suit, and invite them to the stage before proclaiming, in the most generous of terms, "I luuuuurve you." Hearts: proceed to melt. (Sunburn optional).

If that doesn't work, your relationship is doomed. Next stop: the funeral parlour.

Editorial Team
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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.