4 Perfect Valentine's Dates For Wrestling Fans (And 1 To Avoid)

1. Don't Have A Wrestling Wedding

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If you're thinking of taking your beloved down the entrance aisle this Valentine's Day in a wrestling-themed wedding, seriously reconsider unless you want your bride-or-groom ('broom') to-be to have their head smoshed through a cake, your hated rival do a run-in during the nuptials and assault you with a chair, or your betrothed turn heel on you at the words "I do".

Honestly, can you think of even one successful occasion when rings were swapped in the ring? Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth's reception was spoiled by Jake Robert's gift of a cobra, Stephanie McMahon was ensorcelled for her first wedding to The Undertaker, had the second ruined by Triple H, and was unconscious for the third, and let's not even get started on the massive insult that was the conclusion to Chuck and Billy's big day.

Recommend you ring the damn wedding bells on this idea.

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