4 Ups & 5 Downs From AEW Dynamite (July 26 - Review)
3. That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
PAC Vs. Gravity was a Dark match.
A Dark match, taped in Universal Studios, worked for the express purpose of allowing Excalibur and Taz to riff on the punchline.
"Oh Moonwalk Jones over here," etc.
At most, if they had to do the bit, this should have happened on Rampage. It wasn't even that funny as an ironic match graphic, and the match itself was disjointed and all sorts of weird. PAC - and this might have been amusing, if the show elsewhere was hot and intense and needed the levity - actually treated Gravity like he was furious about being forgotten by him.
The absurd, literal riff on the punchline didn't land, which was odd. PAC is usually so brilliant at playing it straight as the miserable bastard that it should have been funny watching him do some irreverent material for once. Perhaps the joke was too stupid. Or perhaps this was just a nothing match.
Gravity is very raw and needs far more experience to do it at this level. The match wasn't terrible, but PAC had to wait a long time when feeding more than once. It was neither nothing nor something, ultimately. It wasn't a breakthrough Gravity match nor a ghoulish delight of a squash. It wasn't even a closely-contested back and forth. It just...happened.
PAC won a nothing match, one that defined an episode of Dynamite with a bizarre lack of priorities, and that was that.