The Undertaker's woeful programme with Ted Dibiase lumbered on through WrestleMania as 'The Deadman' picked up his third victory on 'The Grandest Stage' and third mention in 'Downs' section of these articles.
It gets better. But not here.
King Kong Bundy had more dust on him than one of Undertaker's hand-plained "double deep, double wide coffins" - and he wasn't even scheduled to be rolled into one by the summer. That honour fell to Kama, for the crime of melting down 'Taker's Urn after stealing it right back for The Corporation just minutes after Paul Bearer had gotten his hands on it.
At least the finish wasn't screwy - a Streak parked at three for this would have been a sad end to an as-yet-unwritten epic.
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