5 Fictional Wrestling Locations We’d Love To Visit (And 5 We’d Prefer To Avoid)

6. Avoid: Planet Funk (Brodus Clay)

Parts Unknown WWE
WWE.com

Former WWE Superstar Brodus Clay is the man responsible for introducing the world to Planet Funk.

All indicators suggest this planet is at least partially inhabited by oversized, gyrating mama's boys who excel at squashing overmatched jobbers.

If WrestleMania XXVIII is any indicator, those who enjoy high-brow (or simply good) entertainment should refrain from visiting this location. That is unless you find elderly women with stuffed rear ends involved in cringe-worthy dance routines entertaining.

On the plus side, the Funkadactlys are charming in their own right. That being said, even a chance encounter with Naomi and Cameron is hardly worth the risk of potentially being subjected to a Brodus Clay dance-along.

Simply put, Planet Funk should be avoided at all costs.

.
Contributor
Contributor

From 1999-2003 Jacques performed on the Florida independent pro wrestling circuit. He also has an amateur wrestling background and currently holds a certification in Krav Maga. Jacques graduated from the University of Central Florida in 2003, with a bachelor's degree in Political Science. He currently resides in Chicago, Illinois. Follow him on twitter @goodeals79.