5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (May 24)

3. Sniff Hardy

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On the most recent episode of Table For 3 - on which four wrestlers appeared, confirming that WWE is addicted to making everything unnecessarily bigger - Christian poked fun at Jeff Hardy's various addictions by offering him to get an Uber so that he wouldn't drink and drive after his glass of wine.

It seems Road Dogg, often prone to watching RAW and simply plagiarising it 24 hours later, instead settled on the Network special for inspiration. That might explain why Jeff Hardy looked to have taken a different sort of bump to which we are accustomed on a sports entertainment broadcast. Emerging from the locker room positively rushing for his interview with Renee Young, Jeff barely struggled to climb down, exhaling with the whites of his eyes peeled.

He told Renee that he was so excited about his match with Daniel Bryan wink-wink that his "synapses started firing up" which "blasted neurons" through his brain. Mate, you weren't fighting Sting at Victory Road.

He couldn't possibly have been talking about actually getting high. WWE is PG these days.

"I'm focused, I'm fired up, and I'm taking flight!"

So aye. Jeff's back on the toot.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!