5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 23)

2. Jonathan Coachman Is A Godd*mn Moron, F*ck Me

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Jonathan Coachman is the dumbest motherf*cker in all of wrestling.

Competition is fierce. Sabu seems to have taken one too many chair shots to the head, resulting in him tweeting everything in the strange language of nu-metal. Ryback is unable to comprehend the concept of criticism, while at the same time criticising journalists. But at least he didn't criticise a murdered journalist; Booker T last week blamed Jamal Khashoggi for his own dismemberment. "What was he doing over there to begin with?" he said. With all those sexed-up accusations, he was asking for it!

But Jonathan Coachman is the dumbest motherf*cker in all of wrestling, at least when it pertains to wrestling, the industry he has somehow made money from for well over a decade.

Coachman described, on the Survivor Series Kickoff, how exactly Nia Jax came to injure Beck Lynch. We all know how it happened, obviously; Nia Jax is terrible, and dangerous. But you don't say that; you work it. You say something along the lines of "That's what happens when you throw hands with the irresistible force!", or "Nia Jax never met a receipt she didn't like!"

You say that - you, the fan, who is unqualified to give your opinion on all things wrestling. Coach said that the punch Nia threw "actually connected".

Actually connected.

Everything else you're watching is fake, you stupid a**holes!

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!