5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Sept 28)
3. A Botch We Can Laugh At
Gunnar the Pagan Destroyer - what a name that is, incidentally - had a bit of a nightmare getting into the ring recently.
Brilliantly, he entered the ring to the strains of a crunching generic rock track, designed to convey intimidation, before trying to climb over the top rope. Like Diesel! And then he completely tanked. Like Diesel! The guy was fine, and even tweeted something fairly badass and self-deprecating in the aftermath, so we can laugh at this guilt-free.
This Indy geek will never make it in the big leagues, where the real pros wrestle. You won't see any highly-trained, professional athletes embarrassing the recognised leader of global sports entertainment. Apart from Jinder Mahal. Or Brie Bella. Or Titus O'Neil. Or Sin Cara (either version). Or John Cena at WrestleMania.
Watch the video closely, at 0:16, and you will immediately see a concerned third row punter spring to attention. Can he take Dr. Amann's job?
The less glamorous reaches of the Independent scene yielded another laugh recently, as the chancers of RISE: Underground Pro Wrestling promoted a match inside of a fast food chain restaurant featuring such luminaries as "Big Joe" and "Big Dave". They sound like total leisure centre no-marks until you remember that Michael Cole utters the words "BIG DOG" at least five times every Monday.