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4. That Bray Wyatt Vignette

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Not even the combined powers of all deities Abrahamic and Dharmic can save Bray Wyatt's career if his latest vignette is anything to go by.

The Eater of Worlds, currently on the sidelines as he and partner JoJo Offerman welcome their new son into the world (who the Big Cool Daddy has brilliant pre-named 'Knash') has been slated for an imminent return, and a complete repackage had not just been mooted, but practically demanded.

Nope. The video heralding his not-particularly awaited comeback was the usual schlocky sh*te: a sock puppet bird with a Scout's necker and a smoker's laugh. Oh, and the creepy Lambchop was in a cardboard box, why not.

Absolute tripe.

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