5 Ups & 7 Downs From WWE WrestleMania 34

6. Bludgeoned

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The New Day's absurd entrance (a cavalcade of little people dressed as stacks of pancakes) was an unfortunate return to a stifled part of WrestleMania history in which Vince McMahon p*ssed himself at the mere sight of those shorter than him, but it proved to be the only memorable moment from a match emotionally ignored by the huge New Orleans crowd.

Much had rightfully been made of The Usos making their overdue 'Grandest Stage' debut in the build, but following Ronda Rousey's iconic debut wasn't in the first draft of the script.

Playing out to shattered silence, the crowd sat on their hands for awesome New Day/Jimmy and Jey exchanges waiting for the predictable Bludgeon Brothers victory.

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Michael is a writer, editor, podcaster and presenter for WhatCulture Wrestling, and has been with the organisation over 7 years. He primarily produces written, audio and video content on WWE and AEW, but also provides knowledge and insights on all aspects of the wrestling industry thanks to a passion for it dating back over 30 years. As one third of "The Dadley Boyz", Michael has contributed to the huge rise in popularity of the WhatCulture Wrestling Podcast, earning it top spot in the UK's wrestling podcast charts with well over 50,000,000 total downloads. He has been featured as a wrestling analyst for the Tampa Bay Times and Sports Guys Talking Wrestling, and has covered milestone events in New York, Dallas, Las Vegas, London and Cardiff. Michael's background in media stretches beyond wrestling coverage, with a degree in Journalism from the University Of Sunderland (2:1) and a series of published articles in sports, music and culture magazines The Crack, A Love Supreme and Pilot. When not offering his voice up for daily wrestling podcasts, he can be found losing it singing far too loud watching his favourite bands play live. Follow him on X/Twitter - @MichaelHamflett