5 Ups And 4 Downs From WCPW Stacked

2. Down - The Kiss Off

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Last week on WCPW Loaded, an angry Primate took his frustrations out on Grado in the locker room. That led to this match, the penultimate bout of the evening.

Primate speared Grado before the match even started, getting an early advantage. Nevertheless, Grado managed to turn it around, taking Primate out of the ring and holding his arms back as fans chopped his chest (tip to fans, by the way - chop with the palm of your hand, not the back, as it makes a better noise and hurts less). Primate soon reclaimed the advantage, though, and back in the ring he started taking it to Grado. Grado started to make another comeback, but he was distracted by Suzie, who got up on the apron.

Grado approached Suzie, who tried to slap him, but he grabbed her hand. At this point, anybody who's watched wrestling knows what's coming, but that doesn't make it any less creepy. Grado tried to kiss Suzie, but Primate surprised him with a German suplex, then hit a bunch of elbows for the win.

This match was good for what it was up until the finish. The forced kiss spot is particularly gross, and while they didn't actually go through with it, the image of Grado flicking his tongue is enough to induce nightmares. Plus, Primate deserved a clean win here. All in all, the finish ruined the bout.

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Scott Fried is a Slammy Award-winning* writer living and working in New York City. He has been following/writing about professional wrestling for many years and is a graduate of Lance Storm's Storm Wrestling Academy. Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/scottfried. *Best Crowd of the Year, 2013