Someone's not looking forward to the Cerebral Assassin hitting the Royal Rumble. That's a point, though. If his nose hits the floor, is he eliminated? Jericho with long hair? A South Park reference on a Chyna sign? It must be the late nineties. That's just cruel. Although, even back in those days, the whole 'Nature Boy' thing was starting to feel a little uncomfortable. Especially given that the stitching on that robe looks a little like 'Mature Boy' if you look at it sideways, which is a whole other classified ad we don't want to think about. Just wait until that guy in the yellow GTS shirt turns around. He's gonna FLIP OUT. 'The, Rocky, The'? No one who speaks German could be an evil man. WE WANT A RYDUCK T-SHIRT RIGHT NOW. But... that's not even a job description. Is it?
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
