6 Superficial Assets You Need To Be A WWE Diva

1. Puppies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzGjAu6f134 Plastic personalities need a plastic body to match. Get a pair of these badboys done and you'll be sailing through the roster in no time. I do miss "twin magic" though. Check out the episode of RAW where the Bellas try it post-Nikki boob job and miraculously Brie has grown an extra 4 cup sizes while the referee had his back turned. I think even WWE officials thought, "Damn... we can't really use that anymore. That's sort of the Bella Twins' gimmick shot dead. No chance of Brie getting a pair of her own? No? Ok... guess we're going to have to give them both a reality show then instead of meaningful character development." Good thinking chaps.