6 Ups & 3 Downs From Last Night's WWE SmackDown (Sept 11)
1. Samoa Joe Does It Again
Put this promo in the wrong performer's hands and it would be a complete disaster. Imagine, for a moment, if WWE had handed the nursery rhyme script to Roman Reigns on Raw. 'The Big Dog' would've come away look like the biggest dweeb around, having soundly embarrassed himself in a moment reminiscent of his "sufferin' succotash" stinker a few years ago, and we'd all be laughing at him.
Fortunately, Samoa Joe knocked it out of the park, delivering this deliciously daft diatribe to the standards that have made him SmackDown's MVP in recent weeks.
Joe's story time saw him spin a yarn about AJ Styles building his house and leaving his family, before a revered warrior arrived with a plan to become their new patriarch. Said warrior did just that, and in the end, stood as the new champion and man of the house, bidding goodnight to "Wendy, little Annie, and little AJ."
This was essentially Joe's usual anti-AJ promo wrapped up in a completely different bow, and it worked spectacularly. The challenge came off as an awful, creepy piece of sh*t, and the real star of the Styles feud. Whether this means he'll leave with the belt at Hell In A Cell is up for debate, but he has earned his spot.