6 Ups & 7 Downs From WWE Fastlane 2021

3. Riddle Defends Title, Might Be Concussed

Riddle Mustafa Ali
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At least, we’re hoping Riddle might have suffered a concussion. Otherwise, he’s a complete and utter moron.

Oh no, wait, that’s just how Vince McMahon views stoners. Apparently he just saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High last month. Riddle was caught backstage talking to Shinsuke Nakamura, and the United States Champion – the #2 champion on Raw behind the WWE Champion – rambled like an idiot about scooters, skaters, and his cousin Skeeter until he finally noticed that Nak had left him.

Yes folks, Riddle is a dopey bro, and WWE will remind you every 30 seconds just how stupid he is. Isn’t he great? Cheer him! He’s stupid! Look, he said something silly again! Laugh!

This damn company…

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.