6 Ups And 9 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (March 18)

2. Arrive. Raise Title. Leave.

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Remember the “Stone Cold” Steve Austin T-shirt from a while back? “Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave.” It was a perfect summary of what Stone Cold did when he showed up on Raw.

But Brock Lesnar? His T-shirt would look a little different.

Brock showed up and stood around while his advocate ran his mouth, hoisted the WWE Universal Championship that he’s defended once since winning it four-plus months ago, and then left before he could get involved in any physical altercation.

Seriously, why doesn’t Paul Heyman just bring a cardboard cutout to the ring instead? It’ll work cheaper.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.