3. Damien Sandow
Mr. Sandow, Spanish teacher. Yes, it's basically the exact same thing that Shane Douglas did as Dean Douglas, but think about it. In 2015's WWE, you don't get more PG than a teacher running his nails across a blackboard and demanding that a live crowd recite the numbers one through ten or say simple sentences. As an adjunct member of this stable, Damien Sandow's "intellectual savior" character as an evil teacher doing occasional segments where he's teaching Spanish? That's golden. In a cheap heat gimmick, the cheapest heat is oftentimes the best.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.
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