7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Aug 18)
2. Reign In Viscous Acidic Liquid
Bray Wyatt. The very words conjure images of ungodly things in 2017. Though perhaps not in the way WWE intended.
On Monday's RAW, WWE gave away his SummerSlam match with Finn Bálor for free. That was mental enough. Corey Graves also confirmed that Wyatt is upset with Bálor because the Demon has a more awe-inspiring entrance. For f*ck's sake. At this point, Wyatt is a month-long New Generation abomination stretched out for four years and variously positioned as a headliner. Wyatt following the match then "melted" Bálor with what the commentary team referred to as "viscous, acidic liquid" because 1) how would they know and b) they can't say blood. It didn't pour from the skies in an epic, Blade-esque visual. Wyatt just slopped him him with a bucket like he was Henry O. Godwinn. If only. He was only around for three years.
Maybe Vince McMahon's pop cultural learning curve has arrived at 1976, and he's just seen Carrie - but if you can't say the word "blood", don't use it. "Viscous acidic liquid" is an even worse WWEuphemism than "championship opportunist" or "WWE Universe". What's next? "Seating apparatus" for steel chairs? "Ascension enablers" for the steel steps?