7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (August 4)
2. Fashion Peaks
On this week's SmackDown, the Fashion Police sent up Twin Peaks, David Lynch and Mark Frost's genre-defying cult masterclass of supernatural surrealism - about the last thing you'd expect to see referenced on WWE television.
The hapless Tony Chimel was recast on the evidence board as an extradimensional rapist, only fatter. Tyler Breeze played Special Agent Dale Cooper (oh, what a wonderful world...) and saw his coffee turn into scorched engine oil as strobe lighting signalled his entrance into the Black Lodge - an horrific realm populated by doppeljobbers the Ascension and the "missing" Fandango, recast here as the backwards-speaking dancing dwarf, the Little Man From Another Place. It was bizarre; Twin Peaks, the highbrow work of an auteur, is as far removed from the lowbrow, carny WWE as it gets.
It is a series which enhanced production values in a medium that remained oddly archaic for years. Its antagonists engage in molestation and incest. Supernatural entities conjure fire. The protagonist is devoid of any personality; his fans are desperate for him to show something, anything, of the potential within. Beloved characters become heels through divisive scripted dialogue.
Oh.