7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Oct 6)

4. LOL Bray Wyatt

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How do you f*ck Bray Wyatt up more than he's already been f*cked up?

This is a man booked with supernatural powers, but the crippling inability to use them to any notable effect - WWE's very own victim of botched penis enlargement surgery. He's feuded with several top WWE names - John Cena, the Undertaker, Roman Reigns - and lost, conclusively, to every one of them. These losses dented his aura, but fans still clung to the promise of the character, if not the terrible execution. That's why WWE perceived him as a credible choice of WWE Heavyweight champion ahead of WrestleMania 33 - at which he lost the title, since that is what he does. It's almost as if projecting maggots and bugs onto the canvas was meaningless production fluff designed to create a manufactured 'Mania moment.

WWE, if rumours are to be believed, are set to answer the lead-in question with a resounding "dress up him in bloody drag and be done with it." Yes, Bray Wyatt is set to reveal himself as Sister Abigail.

It was only a matter of time, when you think about it. Wyatt has made a career ripping off horror flick iconography. His nickname was ripped from Stephen King's IT. He once wore a smock, à la Leatherface. His spider walk is culled from the Exorcist. And now he's going full Norman Bates. Watch out, JoJo.

The prospect of his ring gear alone is already the best thing to look forward to for the remainder of the year - outside of NXT, anyway...

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and surefire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!