7 Possible Tag Partners For Braun Strowman At WrestleMania 34

5. Big Cass

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Long Test has been missing in action since suffering a nasty ACL tear way back in August, at the time given a tentative prognosis of eight months on the sidelines.

Ominously, WrestleMania just happens to be eight cycles of the moon removed from the date of Cass' unfortunate malady, meaning big Col' is ripe to ruin Sunday's festivities. One can already imagine the NOLA crowd falling flatter than a pancake at an antique steamroller exhibition, much to the muted surprise of Vince McMahon, lamenting the ingratitude of his customers. Can't they see how high this man is?!

Strowmometer Reading: Strowpes and prayers that it isn't.

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