7 Reasons WWE Royal Rumble 2015 Will Bore You To Tears

3. John Cena Is Main Eventing Wrestlemania (Again)?

Well, let's presume that he is. And wrestling Seth Rollins. Or Roman Reigns. Or Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. And let's all just be really sad about that. And bored. Hulk Hogan had nine years as the company's poster boy. Cena's entering year ten. John Cena is many things. No matter how much yellow and red John Cena wears, he'll never be Hulk Hogan.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.