7 Reasons WWE Royal Rumble 2015 Will Bore You To Tears

1. Brock Lesnar Is Leaving

If you're Brock Lesnar, there probably isn't enough money on the table or a compelling enough match to have in order to demand remaining in WWE for another twelve months (even with a bare minimum number of dates). Unfortunately, if you're Brock Lesnar you're the single-best protected WWE Champion and draw in forever, and in leaving, WWE kisses at least three or four big money matches goodbye, too. Do you really want to be bored? Imagine a world where Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar only have one singles match ever, and it's potentially at Wrestlemania 31...and will involve interference from Kane, Big Show and J & J Security, too. That match will be going on just fine, and be more than entertaining, until Kane lumbers in from ringside or something. Booooring.
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.