Though most WWE fans reading this article would be inclined to think otherwise, the best of all possible ways to refresh Sheamus is to have him Brogue Kick Daniel Bryan out of the Wrestlemania main event. Though you don't realize it yet, you want Fastlane to end with the "Great White" standing over Daniel Bryan and pointing at the Wrestlemania sign. Sheamus claiming that he was "having Wrestlemania moments with Daniel Bryan since before having Wrestlemania moments with Daniel Bryan was cool" would make him a giant heel. Would he be able to meet the standard that this issue calls for? No. Sheamus has the tools to exceed it, and maybe the WWE Universe sitting back for a moment and seeing the forest in spite of the trees is worthwhile.
Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.
