7 Unconventional WWE-Inspired Ideas For Your Halloween
4. A Jeff Jarrett Victim
This one might take a bit of cash, or a bit of looking. A prop-heavy costume, it requires the purchase of a cheap guitar and then the smashing of said guitar. You can't just smash into a million pieces though, oh my lord no, one must smash it so the outer edges of the guitar are intact. I would recommend taking a hammer to the centre of the axe. Then, carefully place the guitar over your head and shoulders and walk around with it on all night. Be careful not to take anyone's eyes out with errant strings though, those things are sharp. Jeff Jarrett is synonymous with winning matches via guitar shots to the head. Why not become his latest victim this Halloween?
Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.
