7 Unconventional WWE-Inspired Ideas For Your Halloween
2. Perry Saturn & Moppy
I will go on record as saying Perry Saturn might be the most underrated professional wrestler of the modern era. The guy truly had it all. He looked like a legitimate tough guy, had a moveset more varied than any other of his generation, could match Dean Malenko move-for-move in the pure wrestling stakes and also busted out some high-flying stuff from time to time. The guy was damn near perfect in the ring. Which makes it extra sad that arguably the most memorable part of his career involved him being insane and in love with a mop. Pay homage to this most underrated of talents by putting a face on a mop and walking around a party with it this Halloween. Saturn also has a load of tattoos on his face now, so you can upgrade the costume for the 2015 version.
Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.
