7 Ups & 4 Downs From AEW Dark (Sep 15)
5. Brian Cage vs. Megabyte Ronnie
Megabyte Ronnie, we were told, is the 18th most successful competitive eater in the world. How he's able to have such a career while maintaining his impressive physique is a true marvel. Please, sir, DM your secret to @andyhmurray.
Brian Cage dominated the early proceedings, hossing Ronnie around until the enhancement talent carved an opening, using it to stuff a hotdog down his throat mid-move. This was the last drop of silliness the show needed at this point and Cage seemed to agree, trucking Ronnie immediately after, killing him with the Drill Claw for the W.
'The Machine's' squashes are always a hoot regardless of opponent, but Ronnie played into it here. Seriously, share your secret dude.
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