7 Ups & 4 Downs From AEW Dark (Sep 15)

5. Brian Cage vs. Megabyte Ronnie

Megabyte Ronnie
AEW

Megabyte Ronnie, we were told, is the 18th most successful competitive eater in the world. How he's able to have such a career while maintaining his impressive physique is a true marvel. Please, sir, DM your secret to @andyhmurray.

Brian Cage dominated the early proceedings, hossing Ronnie around until the enhancement talent carved an opening, using it to stuff a hotdog down his throat mid-move. This was the last drop of silliness the show needed at this point and Cage seemed to agree, trucking Ronnie immediately after, killing him with the Drill Claw for the W.

'The Machine's' squashes are always a hoot regardless of opponent, but Ronnie played into it here. Seriously, share your secret dude.

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Andy has been with WhatCulture for eight years and is currently WhatCulture's Wrestling Channel Manager. A writer, presenter, and editor with 10+ years of experience in online media, he has been a sponge for all wrestling knowledge since playing an old Royal Rumble 1992 VHS to ruin in his childhood. Having previously worked for Bleacher Report, Andy specialises in short and long-form writing, video presenting, voiceover acting, and editing, all characterised by expert wrestling knowledge and commentary. Andy is as much a fan of 1985 Jim Crockett Promotions as he is present-day AEW and WWE - just don't make him choose between the two.