7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (May 1)
Great balls of what?!
Goodness gracious, great balls of wrestling!
This week in the squared-circle, we learned that Kalisto is the new king of the dumpster match. All hail the Dumpster King! Not only does that look good on a resume, but not since the days of Duke Droese has someone been so talented at dropkicking their opponent into some garbage. Will Kalisto next bring back the Hog Pen match?
Impact's ratings took a huge hit this week (they lost over 70,000 viewers from the week before). Sure, the NFL draft was going on, but it's almost like two announcers yelling at each other for two hours every single week has been some sort of turnoff to the fanbase. Who would have guessed?
On SmackDown, WWE pulled off the impressive feat of making Shinsuke Nakamura already feel like any other wrestler. There's still time to turn it around, but it wasn't a good start. It's basically the Dolph Ziggler effect. At one point Ziggler felt special, but everything he touches now feels less "Show Off" and more "turn the show OFF!"
Okay, the bad jokes are out of the way (mostly...for now), so let's get ready to let those great balls of fire loose as we heat up the 7 worst wrestling moments of the week!