7 WWE Clash Of Champions 2017 Results Predictions

6. Super Bludgeon Bros. Breeze Through 'Dango

Clash Of Champions 2017 Predics
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In the fans' minds, The Fashion Police are an entertaining, tongue-in-cheek tag-team worthy of reward for their efforts to reinvent themselves (even if the steam is starting to run out of their trouser press a little). As far as WWE are concerned ('WWE' being a synecdoche for 'Vince McMahon'), Breezango are a couple of well-dressed chumps ready to be minced up by a pair of ex-cultists who've forgotten their forenames.

And to be fair, that's perfectly fine. It'd be right silly to have the Budgie lads Ascension-ed so soon after their all-red everything re-debut. What they really need, is to hammer a couple of scrubs to smithereens. Sadly, it's the Police who have to take that pounding.

Prediction: If only there was a suitable verb to describe what Luke 'n' Eric will do to Breezango. Something beginning with 'B'...

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