8 Foolproof Ways WWE Should Book Tyler Breeze

6. Have Him Pick All The Low-Hanging Fruit

Okay, so the babyface side of WWE€™s roster is slimmer than Michelle McCool on a juice bender. With Cena, Bryan and Orton all for at least the rest of 2015, the top babyfaces are Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns, both of whom are a little busy right now. Right at the bottom of the card, however - so low down that the pre-show would be a promotion - are Damien Sandow, Zack Ryder, Curtis Axel, R-Truth, Jack Swagger and Heath Slater. Now, a good half of those characters are so underwritten at present that they€™re neither babyface nor heel, just floating between the two depending on the whim of creative when they need to book Main Event or Superstars. Back in NXT, Breeze had become known as this fey, arrogant little guy who fearlessly brought it between bells: one of his last matches there would see him take Samoa Joe on in a brilliant, physical match that he nearly won. For his first month or so, have Prince Pretty annihilate Ziggler, then do likewise to every undercarder on the roster on RAW and Smackdown for two or three weeks. How often have you seen a slight, effeminate performer given the monster heel push, even a short one like that? Establish him from the outset as a made man, just as they did with Owens, and the crowd will expect him to be able to take on bigger and nastier guys - guys like...
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