8 Totally Weird Inanimate Wrestling Sidekicks

1. Moppy

Mick Foley Mr Socko Vince McMahon
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Yes, Mr. Socko is associated with a World champion, but no other inanimate sidekick represents both the apex AND the end of a wrestler's career quite like Moppy does for Perry Saturn.

Reportedly given to him as punishment for his brutal treatment of jobber Mike Bell after a botched armdrag, Moppy unlocked a softer side of the bruiser character he'd adopted in WWE. His infatuation with Moppy even led him to choose Moppy over Terri Runnels.

Sadly, in a retread of what happened to Pepe years earlier in WCW, Raven tossed Moppy into a woodchipper.

Like the proverbial broom that Ric Flair could get a great match out of, Moppy proved to be the partner and sidekick Saturn both needed and deserved at the time.

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