8 Ups & 7 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (Nov 5)
6. Schmaltzy Bullsh*t
Raw's agents did The Riott Squad, Bayley, Sasha Banks, and Natalya a solid by giving them well over 17 minutes of ring time last night. Unfortunately, that's where the positives for this Evolution rematch end.
The competitors were sloppy throughout, whiffing multiple spots in a tedious snoozer of a bout that barely escaped second gear, finishing several levels below the vastly superior encounter they put together at the all-women's pay-per-view. It was a drag, and that's the last thing the cooling Manchester crowd needed at that early point in the show.
An abomination of a finish saw Nattie take her eye off the ball when Ruby grabbed her father's sunglasses, then snapped them in half. This led to the Riott Squad bailing on the bout while it was still in progress. The referee didn't count them out, but the crowd did, and this only highlighted the misery. Guys, we're now at a point where WWE can't even be bothered scripting a conclusion. F*ck's sake.
The sunglasses were getting destroyed from the moment Natalya introduced them in a backstage interview. Afterwards, the camera lingered on her tears for entirely too long, closing this segment with an insane dose of over-the-top sentimentality.