Hopefully this will not apply to most of the people reading this article: but theres a worrying trait amongst Twitter and Instagram followers of certain celebrities to call them fawning, submissive names. Queen or king are popular but, getting into more uneasy territory, so are mommy or daddy. Calling Beyonce queen is one thing. Calling Renee Young queen is another. I get that you might hold them in high esteem, wish you had their lives, even have a crush on some of them: but if you want to possibly receive a response, and definitely want to avoid being blocked for being an obsessive weirdo, dont place them on such an obvious pedestal. It isnt sweet. It isnt endearing. Its awkward at best, and creepy as all f*ck at worst. While I'm on the subject, try not to passive-aggressively tweet things like I wish you would notice me, or words to that effect. Thats the kind of thing that stalkers say just before they introduce themselves to your mother at the grocery store, or nail your cat to the front door.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
