8 Ways To Avoid Being Blocked By Wrestlers

5. Don't Quote €˜Dirtsheets€™

In the same way as €˜the IWC€™ doesn€™t really exist anymore in the same form as it did a decade or more ago, there€™s not really any such thing as €˜dirtsheets€™ in 2016. They€™re a throwback to an era when insider gossip was spread around in glorified fanzines and similar. If you read some backstage report online with supposed insider information, chances are that it€™s been copy n€™ pasted almost verbatim from somewhere else, and that €˜somewhere else€™ is likely to be the subscriber-only sections of websites like Dave Meltzer€™s Wrestling Observer Newsletter (WON), which merged with Bryan Alvarez€™ Figure Four Weekly site in 2008. Meltzer & Co. and the €˜smart fan€™ contingent that gradually grew up around the dirtsheets from the mid-eighties onwards have been a thorn in the side of wrestlers and wrestling promoters for thirty years... when they weren€™t avidly scanning the WON€™s pages for mention of their events and angles. For an example of the split personality the wrestling business displays towards the dirtsheets, look at Bret Hart. In his memoir, he constantly refers to his pride in getting good reviews and five-star matches, clipping out articles on himself to wave about in Vince McMahon€™s face as evidence of his ability, while treating Meltzer himself as the enemy, a viper in their midst. Well, the pro wrestling industry still has that exact same love/hate thing going on. They rag on €˜the dirtsheets€™, mocking the accuracy of their so-called insider information, backstage reports and locker room gossip (despite knowing that the WON has an excellent hit rate for their published scuttlebutt). Repeat something you€™ve read on the WON or elsewhere online, and if you€™re lucky you€™ll get a wryly amused reply. For example, the easy-going, self-deprecating Sean €˜X-Pac€™ Waltman has a good relationship with his fans on Twitter: he employs gentle sarcasm, for the most part. But many will simply rip you to pieces and then block you.
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