On Monday Night RAW on 2nd September 2013, Cody Rhodes lost a match against his former mentor Randy Orton, and as per The Authoritys stipulation, was fired with immediate effect. Why would such a stipulation be placed on the match? Because Rhodes had dared to question the decisions of the almighty Authority: it was punishment for insubordination. Now, its a kayfabed firing: in real life, Cody needed time off to get married. In the storyline, however, Dustin Goldust Runnels came to the following weeks RAW to ask for his brothers job back, and went through the same grinder: he lost a non-title match with Orton and as a consequence failed to get Codys job back. The following week, it was Dustin and Codys father, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes who came, cap in hand, to ask for Codys job back he was suckerpunched and knocked out, leading to Cody and Goldy gatecrashing RAW and jumping the Shield. In revenge for all this, The Authority dont have the two Rhodes boys arrested for trespassing or assault no, they make a non-title match between two free agents that they dont want on the roster and the Shield, at the next pay-per-view, with the stipulation that, should they lose, they will be banned from WWE forever, and their father fired as NXT trainer. Lets get this straight: this angle essentially states that the brothers Rhodes are good enough to wrestle the tag team champions at a pay-per-view, but not good enough to employ on the roster. Added to that, despite the fact that Cody Rhodes remaining unemployed is what The Authority actually want, theyve allowed him a third chance in less than a month to get his job back, and ensured that both he and his Hall-Of-Fame-worthy older brother will be sufficiently motivated to win this time, by threatening their father. Does this actually make sense to anyone?
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