8 WWE Hell In A Cell 2018 Results Predictions

7. English Lessens Rusev's Chances

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Sigh. It's Rusev. On a pay-per-view. His tragic PPV record makes predictions utterly pointless, meaning it's time for Part VI of our recurring series, No Fear, Sofia: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Bulgaria:

'There are around 4000 caves, grottoes and caverns in Bulgaria - about as many holes as there in your typical Working Men's Club car park.'

As we said last time, if you're tired of the Bulgaria facts in lieu of any actual analysis about Rusev's big show matches, one, stop being such a xenophobe, and two, consider that he still hasn't won on pay-per-view since December 2016.

Prediction: The long-awaited Rusev Day split happens at just the wrong time.

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