9 Match Star Ratings For WWE Stomping Grounds
5. Daniel Bryan & Rowan Vs. Heavy Machinery - SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match
An unworkable dynamic that Daniel Bryan made work, because Daniel Bryan is a genius.
The Washington crowd refused to accept home state hero Bryan as the heel in very inconvenient timing for Heavy Machinery's pay-per-view debut. It didn't help Otis initially. His schtick, silly by design, looked even sillier when received with zero of the sentiment that carries it. Still, he showed instincts here; when he swatted Bryan back to the mat, in a neat tribute to WrestleMania X8's own warped dynamic, he hulked out before plastering a smug grin on his face.
Bryan outsmarted the meatheads to pave the way for his own herculean goon to shift the momentum in a superb bit of build. Rowan mowed down Tucker in a quality big lad spot before Otis, unfazed, intensified the heat with what resonated in this bizarre context as piss-take flexing that raised a toxic yet intoxicating atmosphere. Bryan rallied back with a flurry of strikes before eating a massive powerbomb in a great spot, one that almost instantly repackaged Otis from weirdly endearing oaf to agile brick sh*thouse.
That oaf resurfaced in a second, weird hulk-up spot, which Bryan, being a genius, reacted to as if it was a moment of true power and not (just) some daft sh*te Otis does to pop a crowd in a house show opener.
A stature-enhancing loss and yet more confirmation of Bryan's polymath brilliance, if only he booked this sh*t.
Star Rating: ***1/2