9 Things That Could Be In Erick Rowan's Cage
7. A Series Of Smaller Cages
Rusev's last battle in WWE will be against Rowan, and he will be decisively beaten. In the centre of the ring, Rowan will put Rusev in The Accolade, and tap him out with his own move. The bell will ring and the lights will immediately go out.
Like when Yokuzuna and an entire heel roster took down The Undertaker in '94, a shadow will rise from the ring, and then the lights will come back on. Shock! Rowan is standing by the cage, and he's reaching inside to pull out another, smaller cage. And inside that, another even smaller cage. And inside that...
While this is going on, Michael Cole will be losing his mind on commentary, telling the audience fifteen times that it's like Russian Dolls. As he's saying this, Rowan will use the last tiny cage to knock out Bobby Lashley, scoop Lana into his arms, and bury her face in his beard in what passes for a passionate kiss in WWE. All while Rusev is still walking up the ramp from the match.
Backstage, Vince will be astounded at his brilliance in setting up a new Russian heel by having Rowan possessed by Rusev. His audience will appreciate that and reward him with chants of "USA" whenever the evil Russian Rusev Rowan is on-screen.
"But Rusev is Bulgarian!" someone not long for WWE protests.
"Then why is his wife called The Ravishing Russian?" Vince will reply. "YOU'RE FIRED!"