9 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Eva Marie

3. Her Impressive List Of In-Ring Mistakes

Okay, we get it, Eva Marie botches things. She messes up in the ring and seemingly has less aptitude for professional wrestling than a particularly disinterested sloth caught in the jaws of an excitable bear. No matter how hard WWE tries to force it, there is no innate wrestling sense in Eva Marie's consciousness.

The list of glaring and embarrassing mistakes that Eva Marie has made in the ring is long and it is not good. Sure, botches happen, but the sorts of errors Eva Marie makes are the sort that really need to be ironed out in the Performance Center before a wrestler gets anywhere near television.

Whether it is rolling out of the way of offence way too early, trying to make tags in the wrong corners or generally smiling her way through matches, Eva Marie makes mistakes way more than anyone doing any job should.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.