9 Ups & 3 Downs From AEW Dynamite (Apr 22)

8. D*ckhead

MJF sling
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MJF is a hard-trolling piece of trash and that's why he's great.

Those following young Maxwell's social media accounts recently will have seen 'The Salt of the Earth' telling fans that "something awful" had happened to him, hence him going missing from AEW television. He claimed surgery might be necessary, the scamp, then showed up on last night's Dynamite from "Max's Rat's House," started speaking in heavy tones, held back fake tears, and revealed his "life-threatening injury" to be a hangnail suffered while gambling.

Cue: the camera zooming out to reveal Max's arm in a sling, with a little Burberry bandage around his pinkie.

Funny stuff from a guy who hasn't competed since early March and will hopefully be back in the building whenever it's safe to do so. The show misses him.

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