9 Ups & 5 Downs From Last Night's WWE SmackDown (1 Nov)

8. Grounded Crew Hand Control To Major Show, Tom

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Any WWE show that opens without the gurning face and intolerable voice of Michael Cole is already onto a winner, even if it emerges that part of the aural vacuum is to be replaced by cut-price Jordan Peterson soundalike Aiden English.

That said, the former Vaudevillain's biggest commentary crime is sounding like an alt-right Kermit the Frog. Even that is excusable when paired with Tom Phillips, who was last night's impromptu anchor. The ultra-professional performance he put in with only around four hours' notice seriously makes you question why he's effectively been excised from the announce booth following the premiere shakeup. It's a question Phillips has apparently been asking himself; after the show, he knowingly Tweeted, "I'd like to do that every week, please."

We can only imagine one man, currently pounded and grounded in Riyadh, would object.

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