9 WWE Royal Rumble 2019 Results Predictions

1. You Can't See It Coming...

RR 2019 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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Oh boy, where to begin?

The first room-shaped elephant to tackle is the rumour WWE may have something "big" planned for tonight. For our money, that can only mean one thing. And if it does happen, it's the best thing ever.

But don't get too excited; it probably won't.

Nevertheless, the most logical conclusion to the men's Rumble still necessitates going on last. The misdirection about will-he-won't-he compete has made it clear as day to us: John Cena is winning the damn thing.

It's just perfect. Waltz in, win, and then spend the next four months building to break that 'record' against none other than Daniel Bryan - or retire. Wouldn't that just be a supreme send-off?

Prediction: It could be Roman Reigns. It could be Batista. It should be Cena.

It'll be Seth freakin' Rollins.

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