Camp WWE: 17 WTF Moments From Episode 2

7. The Rock = Cash Cow?

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Vince tells Goldust that Camp WWE can't survive without "the income of The Rock's eyebrow", and that he's "hemorrhaging money" as a result.

Vince then shows Goldust some of the offers he had to turn down for The Rock today, including an appearance in the next Star Wars movie, to write the next Foo Fighters album, and appear at the Adult Entertainment Awards (which Ric Flair ends up doing instead).

It's a welcome riff on the fact that The Rock is a money-printing machine right now, or as Hollywood has taken to naming him, Franchise Viagra. After all, who wouldn't want to see The Rock swinging a lightsaber?

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