Camp WWE: 17 WTF Moments From Episode 2
6. Vince Impersonates Stone Cold's Mother
With The Rock's endorsement deals out of the picture, Vince tries to find money elsewhere, calling up Jack Daniels and asking if they'd like Stone Cold to endorse their product.
They naturally express reservations about an 8-year-old promoting JD, and ask to speak to Austin's mother. Just as Goldust prepares to take up the role, Vince sends him out of the room and does it himself.
Cue Vince's hilariously over-the-top middle-aged redneck female impersonation, where he pretends to provide permission for little Stone Cold, while referring to himself as a "handsome, wealthy genetic jackhammer".
Just try and imagine Vince sat in a booth recording this dialogue.