Every Batista Movie Ranked From Worst To Best
6. Hotel Artemis
Quick lesson in editing here. This is the "Critical Consensus" for the movie Hotel Artemis on popular review aggregation site, Rotten Tomatoes.
"Hotel Artemis has a few flashes of wit and an intriguing cast, but mostly is just a serviceable chunk of slightly futuristic violence -- which might be all its audience is looking for."
Take the old Red Pen of Common Sense to that and we get...
"Hotel Artemis has a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ wit and a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶r̶i̶g̶u̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶i̶c̶e̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶u̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶l̶y̶ futuristic violence -- that's f̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶i̶k̶e̶l̶y̶ all its audience is looking for."
There, fixed it.
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