Every Batista Movie Ranked From Worst To Best

17. House of the Rising Sun

There's a good argument that this film should maybe be much further back in the list given that it is, objectively, probably the worst one on the list. However I made a solid commitment to also score these by how Batista-y they are and, in fairness to House of the Rising Sun, it is very, Very Batisa-y.

Paired with Amy Smart (or The One From The 90s Not In American Pie) Danny Trejo (Robert Rodriguez's Favourite Toy) and Dominic Purcell (Him From Prison Break... No The Other One), there's strippers and murders and a race against time. Yet again though, in a 2/10 movie, Batista managed to drag a 4 or 5/10 performance out of the bag.