Every Cinematic Wrestling Match Ever - Ranked!

9. TNA Slammiversary 2017

Look, I'll keep this brief. Scott Steiner knew fine well that, at the age of about 54, he didn't have it in him to single handedly drag a tag-team match containing two commentators to a satisfying 10-minute runtime. So, ingeniously, they shot the middle seven minutes backstage ahead of time, and just aired it between brief altercations in the ring.

Featuring a golf buggy and the Big Bad Booty Daddy saying "fat asses" about 800 times, it should be a complete disaster but it's not without its charm. Plus, if nothing else, it's preferable to seeing a man his age struggle around in the ring with two people who aren't regular workers.